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The 3 Wiseguys

So Joey the Carpenter and his girl Mary were looking for a place to stay. All the hotels were full there just was no space.

Mary, it seems, was gonna have a kid. So Joey looked around and here’s what he did. He found a nice garage with an old Ford beater, made up some cushions and started a heater.

They stayed there all night, and the kid was born. Soon the word spread that a child was shivering in the night. So some guys from the hood found out and wanted to do right.

They gathered up some loot that had fell off a truck. They came from East New York making sure they weren’t followed.

They brought the kid some blankets, some socks and some shoes. And lots of other stuff a kid can use.

The kid grew up grateful for what they did. I tell you this - he was no mutt. When it came time to testify he kept his mouth shut.

But these 3 guys had done way too much, so the Feds got them anyway and locked them all up.

And that my friends is the story of the 3 Wiseguys!!!!

David Conkle

8:44 am on Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Brilliant, Bobbie and very funny!

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Jeffrey Rosenfield

8:59 am on Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Only you, Bobby! Love your spin on this!

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Robert "Bobby" Saltzman

11:20 am on Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Did you expect anything less Jeff....
David:
"Funny? How? Like I'm some kind of clown here to entertain you"?...Ohhhh I'm good at this!!!!

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